Dear motorists and pedestrians of Norwich,
When you are going about your daily travels in this fine city of ours, I would be ever so grateful if you could look around you. I am the one on the biccyle, with lights, helmet and a flourescent jacket over my rucksack, making me resembling a turtle. I am not hard to miss and I am quite comical in appearence.
Despite the hilarity of my dress upon said bycycle, I do not wish to be knocked down by a car, bus, coach, minivan or lorry. I also do not wish to run a pedestrian over. All you have to do to avoid this is use your mirrors (if you are in a vehicle), or look both ways before crossing the street (if you are a pedestrian).
This simple and effective strategy will prevent raised blood pressure, shock, a certain amount of blue air, my brakes and my sanity.
I thank you kindly for you reading this.
Yours, in fear of her life.
When you are going about your daily travels in this fine city of ours, I would be ever so grateful if you could look around you. I am the one on the biccyle, with lights, helmet and a flourescent jacket over my rucksack, making me resembling a turtle. I am not hard to miss and I am quite comical in appearence.
Despite the hilarity of my dress upon said bycycle, I do not wish to be knocked down by a car, bus, coach, minivan or lorry. I also do not wish to run a pedestrian over. All you have to do to avoid this is use your mirrors (if you are in a vehicle), or look both ways before crossing the street (if you are a pedestrian).
This simple and effective strategy will prevent raised blood pressure, shock, a certain amount of blue air, my brakes and my sanity.
I thank you kindly for you reading this.
Yours, in fear of her life.
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